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Bernie Madoff To Get “Smacked Around”

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madoffBernie Madoff, the man accused of running the biggest Ponzi scheme in the history of world and bilking investors out of billions of dollars, arrived at his North Carolina prison where inmates have discussed “smacking him around,” according to the New York Post.

The theory goes like this: smack Bernie Madoff around and get more respect amongst fellow inmates. Makes sense to me.

Other convicts however are quite impressed by Madoff and respect him for not bringing those that helped him pull off the scheme down with him (aka he wasn’t a snitch).

Notably, Bernie has sadness regarding ruining his wife’s life, his now unkempt hair, and his new prison diet.

Madoff is expected to serve a large part of his sentence at this medium-security North Carolina prison that houses mainly white-collar criminals.


Written by icantfindajob

July 20, 2009 at 7:15 am

Posted in News

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  1. But at least he has a job engraving license plates!

    Liquid Egg Product

    July 22, 2009 at 12:29 pm

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