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Joan Rivers Needs More Surgery

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joanriversAccording to Sotheby’s International Realty, Joan Rivers is selling her New York City pad. The penthouse, which is just steps from Central Park, boasts 5, 190 square feet, including 11 rooms, 3 bedrooms, 4 full baths, and 1 half-bath. The suite is featured in a limestone mansion on the East Side of Manhattan

The mansion itself was built in 1903 and the penthouse has reception rooms, a two-story gallery, a light-flooded living room, a library, a dining room, and 23’ high ceilings throughout.

The price for this pad? A cool $25 million. Ms. Rivers hopes to find a buyer soon because face lifts are damn expensive these days.

Written by icantfindajob

June 4, 2009 at 7:48 am

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