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Another Reason Not To Become A Sam’s Club Member

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cabrera_houseRyan Cabrera, famous for once being the boy-toy of Ashlee Simpson, is clearly in desperate need of money.

First, he has teamed up with Sam’s Club and is selling personal concerts through their online store.

Gallon of ketchup – check.
8 dozen eggs – check.
Personal concert by Ryan Cabrera – check.

I mean, really? Plus, can you guess how much your little experience will set you back? $25,000 freakin’ bones!

So besides prostituting himself out through Sam’s Club, Cabrera is also selling his Hollywood Hills home for a cool asking price of $1,485,000, according to Realtors.com.

Tough times for us all. I wonder if I can sell myself through Costco…hmmm.

Written by icantfindajob

June 4, 2009 at 7:26 am

Posted in Random

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