I Can’t Find A Job

Overeducated, under experienced, and unemployed

I Can’t Live on $36 Million Either

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coinsThe New York Post reports that Marie Douglas-David has a problem. You see, she’s the soon to be ex of United Technologies Chairman George David and she claims that she cannot survive on the $36 million dollar payment she is going to receive from the divorce. The poor woman laments that such a miserable chunk of change cannot cover he weekly bare-essential expenses of $53,000. Yes, those are her “bare-essential” expenses and these expenses include no luxuries. It makes me wonder how the hell I get by on $12/hr – part-time, mind you.

So what will ease Marie Douglas-David’s pain? She says that about a mere $100 million should cover it. Her soon to be ex-husband says “no can do” as she already agreed to the terms of the post-nup and also points to the fact that the 30-years-younger blonde made off with quite a bit of other goodies as well. These include 4-carat diamond earrings valued at $255,000 and a $97,000 Mercedes to name a few.

And I can’t find a job. Gotta love life.


Written by icantfindajob

March 20, 2009 at 3:03 pm

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  1. Unlike you, Latrell Sprewell understands she just needs a way to feed her family.

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    March 25, 2009 at 2:17 pm

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