I Can’t Find A Job

Overeducated, under experienced, and unemployed

4,500 Reasons Not To Join Gwyneth Paltrow’s Gym

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gymGwyneth Paltrow and her long-time trainer, Tracy Anderson, are planning to open in a gym in New York City. The gym is set to open later this year but its having a terribly hard time getting members despite the fact staff have been cold-calling potential members to get them to sign up. Why you ask?

Well, besides the fact that people probably assume the gym is going to be filled with middle-aged stalkers that will leave notes written in their own blood for Gwyneth at the front desk, I have a feeling it’s the outrageous price of membership. According to the New York Post, membership costs $4,500 to join and then hundreds of dollars a month after that.

I like my home gym better. Gwyneth Paltrow’s gym: definitely not a place to join if you can’t find a job (or even if you can because, well, it’s ridiculously overpriced).


Written by icantfindajob

March 16, 2009 at 7:21 am

Posted in Random

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  1. No way, I say its a total bargain-especially if you can’t find a job ;p


    August 27, 2010 at 4:42 pm

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