Pile of Brains Calls 911 Over McNuggets
A Florida woman called 911 three times after McDonalds workers told her they were out of chicken nuggets. I know some take their chicken feet, beak, and feather mash very seriously, but come on. How much of a dumbass do you have to be to call 911 over a fast-food issue?
911 is meant for emergencies and I know we all classify different things as emergencies.
“I forgot to record the latest episode from The Hills. It’s an emergency!”
“OMG! My cell phone is almost out of battery. It’s an emergency!”
“I was just shot!!! It’s an emergency!”
People should just stop bitching about their petty problems to 911, like those listed above, and leave the line open for people with actual emergencies.
Now…I wonder if I should call 911 about not being able to find a job?