More Idiots Left The House In January
Retail sales in January were up 1 percent, which reversed a six month declining trend. January’s numbers were the biggest increase in 14 months, though many analysts caution that the trend isn’t likely to last. The influx of shoppers were said to result from price-conscious shoppers snagging post-holiday deals.
I guess that explains the increase in idiots I had to deal with last month.