Happy Valentine’s Day
Happy Valentine’s Day!
Hopefully you have someone special to spend today with!
If you have a special someone and happened to forget today was Valentine’s Day, just head on over to your local convenience store where your friendly local foreign national will show no mercy on your forgetful soul, smell your desperation, and jack up prices on the remaining of his already wilted roses and stale chocolate hearts!
You can always tell your significant other that you CAN’T FIND A JOB and therefore can’t afford to buy them the standard Valentine’s Day fare.
P.S. I love you sweetie!